A Candle For Don't Be A Dick
Best humorous gift for friends who appreciate a blunt, playful reminder.
This candle delivers a sharp, necessary reminder wrapped in a surprisingly refreshing kiwi scent. It trades subtle home fragrance for a bold, confrontational aesthetic that works best as a conversation starter or a pointed gift for that one person who really needs to hear it.
$27.95
Who it's for
- Gift-givers seeking a memorable and humorous conversation starter
- Eco-conscious shoppers prioritizing clean-burning, long-lasting soy wax
- Homeowners wanting a grounding fragrance to promote relaxation
Who should skip it
- Fragrance enthusiasts who demand consistent, repeatable scent profiles
- Budget-conscious buyers looking for mass-market pricing
- Gift-givers shopping for professional or conservative environments
Performance breakdown
Giftability Factor
The provocative label makes this an instant conversation starter for any occasion.
Burn Longevity
Sixty hours of burn time provides exceptional value for a soy candle.
Scent Uniqueness
Kinder Kiwi offers a refreshing, unconventional departure from standard floral or spice.
Clean Burn Quality
Paraffin-free soy wax ensures a soot-free experience for your home environment.
Artisanal Craftsmanship
Hand-poured production adds a personal, high-quality touch to every individual unit.
Aromatic Projection
Delivers a pleasant, subtle scent profile that avoids overwhelming smaller living spaces.
Key Specs
Material
100% soy wax blend
Burn Time
Up to 60 hours
Wax Type
Soy Wax
Manufacturing
Always hand-poured
Scent
Kinder Kiwi
Paraffin Free
Yes
Intended Use
Aromatherapy, Gifting
Container Material
Glass
Scent Family
Citrus
Occasion
Gifting
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